The Great War with Greece

I've been dumped. Damn it, I know. That's why I'm standing on the roof of a twenty-story building.

I'm really, truly heartbroken, because I really, truly loved that bastard Pierre, the American with flowing blond hair and a swaggering, handsome walk. Fuck, ever since I met him, everything's gone to hell for me. First, a professor sexually harassed me. Well, sexual harassment is sexual harassment. I'm a man, so it wasn't like I was going to suffer much. But why did you have to get involved, Pierre? Playing the hero and rescuing the damsel in distress.

Even now, I can clearly remember the day Pierre stormed into the office, boldly flipping the old professor the bird and shouting, "You son of a bitch!" Wow, he was so damn cool! Just like that, I fell head over heels and couldn't pull myself back out.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.