The rain drizzled endlessly, cold winds blew, and a gloomy aura drifted through the air. I was a lonely ghost wandering the streets, with a bottle of Erguotou still in hand. My name is Xu Yuan. Don't doubt it: my surname is Xu, and my given name is Yuan. I used to be a sunny boy, but today I suffered a double failure in love and the college entrance exams.
"Heavens, why are you doing this to me? I haven't done anything wrong. At most, I've snuck a peek at some porn, slept in class, and picked on little kids now and then. I haven't done anything unforgivable, so why are you treating me like this?"
My mouth felt a little dry, so I took a swig of liquor and carried on.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
