A certain snake king sidles up to Mo Xiaoai, trying to butter her up. "Honey, how about giving me a whole bunch of babies?"
"No!"
"Why not?" The snake king looks at Mo Xiaoai innocently. "Why? Because you're a snake, that's why!"
"Uh... Honey, aren't I human now?" The snake king keeps wheedling.
"Take down your mother's memorial tablet, and I'll give you a whole bunch of babies," Mo Xiaoai says with a sly grin.
This really is a dilemma. But for his wife, he finally waves his sleeve. "Fine. Take it down for me."
"Honey, now can we?" The snake king gives Mo Xiaoai a mischievous grin.
"Um... Look, an airplane!"
"Where?"
"Idiot." The woman turns on her heel and hurries off.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
