The City's Flirtatious Immortal Elixir

For peeping, we've got invisibility pills. Want to live longer? We've got longevity pills. Want to mess with someone? Heh heh... We'll knock down pure-hearted mentors with beauty pills, and lure heavenly immortals down to the mortal world with elixirs. There's nothing we wouldn't dare do, only things we wouldn't dare imagine. All the excitement is in this book.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.