Dominating the Paint

Reporter: “Mr. Zhang Kong, is it true that when you first joined the NBA, you didn’t even know how to shoot free throws?”

His right eyelid twitched. “No comment!”

Reporter: “Then, Mr. Zhang Kong, is it true that when you first joined the team, your main goal was to make some dirty money?”

His right eyelid twitched twice. “No~ com~ment!”

Reporter: “Mr. Zhang Kong...”

The veins on his right fist were already bulging...

“Uh, Mr. Zhang Kong, what do you usually enjoy doing?”

“Blocking Kobe, blocking James, blocking Wade... Of course, that was just my hobby during my first year!”

After getting his head handed to him in the last round of self-indulgent fantasy, he’s back to cling to basketball’s coattails. Dear readers, please cast your vote!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.