Don't Mess with the Fourth Young Lady

She is the most famous idiot and ugly girl in the Kingdom of Li! What? Her legendary "Flower Boy" husband wants to call off the engagement? Fine! I don't want to marry him either!

Which bastard messed up her hair in the middle of the night?! Which idiot put chili peppers in her bowl?! Sigh... It's fine! Really, it's fine! I'll endure it!

What? Foreign envoys have brought ten thousand taels of gold and rare beasts just to meet the Kingdom of Li's ugliest girl?! Damn! Got money to burn, do you? What? They're holding a beauty pageant?! What does that have to do with me? Huh? You want me to be a foil for the contestants?!

Whew, it's fine, it's fine. I can still put up with it! What? You want me to bark like a dog? Damn it! You bunch of backward apes! If I don't show you the charm of a modern woman, you'll really think I'm an idiot!

Hmph! So what if she's the Kingdom of Li's most beautiful woman? I still look down on her! Tch! So what if she's the Kingdom of Li's most talented woman? I'll still kick her! Uh... As for the Kingdom of Li's most handsome man... Sigh... What? He's the one...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.