She is a stupid and ugly girl who is famous all over Li country! What? Her legendary "Hua Shao" husband actually broke off the engagement? Good! It doesn't matter, it just so happens that I don't want to get married either!
What bastard cut her head into a mess in the middle of the night? ! Which pighead puts chili in her bowl? ! Phew... It's okay! It really doesn't matter! I can bear it!
What? Foreign envoys sent thousands of taels of gold and rare and exotic animals, just to see the most ugly woman in Li country? ! Damn it! I have money and nowhere to spend it! What? Holding a beauty pageant? ! None of my business! Ah? Let me be their foil? !
Phew, it's okay, I can still bear it! What? Want me to bark like a dog? MD! You bunch of ancient apes! If I don't let you see the charm of modern people, you really think I'm a fool!
Snort! What about the most beautiful woman in Li country? I still despise you! Cut! What about the most talented woman in Li country? I keep kicking! Um... As for the most beautiful man in Li country... Eh... What? He is that...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
