The Taste of Love

O mighty sea! Nothing but water;

O fine steed! Four legs;

O towering mountain! How magnificent.

O beauty! You are so lovely, with a mouth beneath your nose.

I am willing to suffer for you, toil for you, and endure every hardship for you. I'll go crazy for you, act like a fool for you, and strip naked to make a scene.

I'll cry for you, laugh for you, and stay up all night for you. I'll worry over you, admire your beauty, and die of exhaustion without regret.

A bunch of rascals: **

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.