I Make Baozi at Hogwarts

Lin Dong: I transmigrated to London in 1991, broke and barely able to speak English. I sold buns and set up a street stall. After finally making it into Diagon Alley, though...

Voldemort: How dare you splash water in my face?

Lin Dong: I didn't do it on purpose! How was I supposed to know there was a Dark Lord stuck to the back of Quirrell's head?

Dumbledore: I think you could sit in on classes at Hogwarts. I'm very curious about how a Squib casts spells.

Ella: You're actually kind of nice, huh?

Lupin: Those mooncakes of yours... Could I buy a few from you every full moon?

Earl Felton: Mr. Lin, I'll pay you to teach us Squibs how to cast spells.

Lin Dong: I just wanted to sell buns in peace. How did I become the Squib world's hope, Voldemort's enemy, and a Hogwarts auditor? System, get out here and explain yourself...

System: You're the worst Host I've ever had.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.