You Asked Me to Do Absurd Livestreams: I Wrecked Every World

After transmigrating through the heavens, Jiang Wude bound himself to the Myriad Worlds Absurd Product-Peddling Livestream System.

As long as he dragged villains, gods and demons, and protagonists into his livestream to act ridiculous, battle in PKs, and sell fake goods until the universe's logic collapsed, he could become a Saint through his own body on the spot!

And so, all the heavens went completely mad...

Thanos went live to complain about Pinduoduo, having spent ten thousand years chopping at the Infinity Gauntlet and still being short by 0.001 micrograms;

Uchiha Madara lost a PK badly and was forced to pole-dance on the Divine Tree;

Lin Daiyu punched a star apart and uprooted a willow tree, while Tang Sanzang wielded a Gatling gun to send people to the afterlife by force;

The Ruthless Empress sent a hundred thousand black holes as gifts, forcing Emperor Huangtian to sing "Lonely Hero" live on the spot;

The First Emperor's giant robot tore down the Three-Body universe, Conan walked into Gotham City, and Batman bought a standing-room-only ticket and fled in the middle of the night!

In the control room, Jiang Wude held a cup of goji berry tea and tapped the microphone. "Tonight is our Super Party Night! Whoever loses the PK has to wash Voldemort's hair. Three, two, one, click the link!"

An all-star free-for-all, a goofy, absurd, and wildly satisfying funfest. Please leave your common sense at the door before reading!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.