Global Beast Taming: My Dog's a Little Dim

After waking up, he found himself transmigrated to a parallel world of "scientific beast-taming," where everyone worked themselves to the bone.

Here, other people's tamed beasts achieved genetic ascension, were optimized with data, and unleashed attacks that could destroy heaven and earth.

The beasts in Jiang Ye's home dealt Schrodinger's damage, and... were so absurd that even absurdity itself would open the door for them.

Fortunately, he bound himself to a Shenanigans System.

As long as he recklessly tested the limits of death and repeatedly danced on the edge of public humiliation, the less human his behavior, the more ridiculous the rewards!

And so, things gradually spiraled out of control.

Other people had dogs with green faces, sharp fangs, and fearsome auras. His dog was... a Husky with a face full of shameless mischief. Its skills were a riot of colors, and after every fight it had to taunt its opponent. Without the taunting, it just wasn't perfect.

The top student in the school, a goddess with an obsession for perfection, tried to analyze Jiang Ye's pet with a calculator and formulas. In the end, she crushed the calculator, her entire worldview collapsing. "This isn't scientific! It violates the law of conservation of energy!"

Jiang Ye stroked the dog's head and smiled faintly. "Scientific beast-taming? Sorry, I deal in the supernatural."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.