You Call This Showing Off? I Really Didn't Mean To

Chu Yunshen transmigrated and became the useless live-in son-in-law everyone in the family looked down on. He worked odd jobs at an antiques pawnshop for a monthly salary of 4,200 yuan. At family gatherings, even his brother-in-law, who was just there to pour tea, dared to give him attitude.

His older cousin-in-law handed him a fake jade piece to appraise, while the whole table waited for him to embarrass himself. Chu Yunshen glanced at his cousin-in-law's hand and said, "Uncle, does your wife know your hand keeps going numb?"

His cousin-in-law's hand trembled, and the jade fell into his soup bowl.

From that day on, everything Chu Yunshen said came true. He said the jade was fake, and a wipe with a tissue really turned it purple. He said there was one genuine item in Old Zhou's batch of goods, and there really was. He said Teacher Qian's vase would break within three months, and Teacher Qian kicked the cabinet in the middle of the night and smashed it.

The whole antiques world said he was a master. Only Chu Yunshen knew he hadn't done anything. His mouth was just a step ahead of his brain.

Text appeared on the System: Persona locked in. Next scene: auction house. Warning: the more you show off, the sooner the backlash will come.

Chu Yunshen glared at the ceiling and cursed, "What the hell am I showing off for? I've been telling the truth this whole time!"

System: What you just said has come true, too.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.