Journey to the West: The White Bone Spirit Called Me a Simp from the Start

She throws a bone, and he fetches it. She chases him away, and he leaves. She beckons, and he turns back.

She calls him a simp, and he says, "But I am a dog."

A comedic exterior, a devoted-love core: "Silly dog, you threw it so far that it was a waste of a throw." "Then this time, I'll follow you instead."

The Roaring Celestial Dog, servant of Erlang Shen, falls in love with a pile of bones. She deceives him, drives him away, and throws him aside, yet he bites Sun Wukong for her, betrays Guanjiangkou, and kneels until his body is shattered at the South Heaven Gate. Everyone calls him a simp, but once a dog has chosen its master, it's for life.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.