Siheyuan: I Snatched Qin Huairu and Drove the Third Uncle Up the Wall

After transmigrating to Beijing in 1964, Su Jianguo becomes a soldier newly demobilized and reassigned to civilian work.

Standing six and a half feet tall like a tower, with muscles like steel, he lands a job in the steel mill's procurement department and is even assigned two spacious rooms in the front courtyard!

He binds to an emotion System: whenever the courtyard's scheming busybodies lose their cool, get jealous, or fly into a rage, he can redeem an unlimited supply of meat, eggs, grain, cooking oil, and other goods!

From the start, Yan Bugui tries to swindle him and get something for nothing? Half a cabbage and three peanuts are enough to teach the old miser a lesson!

Second Uncle wants to throw his weight around and flaunt his authority? A few flattering remarks and a pack of good cigarettes, and he voluntarily hands over vermicelli and becomes Su's lackey!

Qin Huairu comes knocking in the middle of the night, crying poverty and asking to borrow meat? Since she's walked right into the trap, he'll make her pay back every last bit, with interest!

While the courtyard's pests fight tooth and nail over steamed corn buns and pickles, Su Jianguo's home is filled with the aroma of meat every day, with all the white-flour buns they can eat.

Yi Zhonghai's moral blackmail? Jia Zhangshi's tantrums and theatrics? Xu Damao's jealous schemes?

Su Jianguo sneers: “Try making trouble, and I'll flip the table and smack you across the face!” In this vibrant era, he beats the courtyard's villains senseless, enjoys a warm home with his wife and kids, and lives better than a god!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.