The Wandering Cultivator: Who Taught You to Cultivate Like This?

Lin Che transmigrated to a cultivation world and awakened the Great Dao of Longevity. He had an endless lifespan and unmatched power, yet chose to become a street loafer.

Others cultivated in pursuit of immortality; he munched on sunflower seeds and watched the show. Others secluded themselves for arduous training; he wandered around ambushing people with a brick, saying, "Hold it right there." Others refined pills to save lives; he made nothing but poison pills and considered himself a master physician. Others forged artifacts for protection; his shattered at the slightest touch, delivering a real "surprise."

His master, Gou Dongxi, sect leader of the Gou Immortal Sect, had a truly bizarre standard for accepting disciples: "You've got an extraordinary bone structure. You're perfectly suited to being useless." The sect had fewer than ten members, and every one of them was a character: Li Shang of the Eight Marriages Family, who had divorced eight times; Wei Suo, whose Sunflower Manual cultivation had left him barely an inch to show for it; Abbess Huiji, who specialized in crippling people's spiritual roots; and Niu Fen, whose gate-crashing exploits had earned him the fearsome title of Gate-Crashing Splitter...

Wielding his moral brick, Lin Che stood on the moral high ground and pointed fingers at everyone. "There's no problem a brick to the head can't solve. And if there is, use two."

He thought he was just touring the cultivation world, until one day, his brick smashed the skull of someone it really shouldn't have...

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.