NBA: The Toughest Guy on the Court, Come at Me If You Dare

By a stroke of luck, Yang Meng became the water boy for the 2006-2007 season. From the start, he fused the talents of Wilt Chamberlain and Curry. With the 2007 NBA Finals approaching, he was about to lead LeBron James to a championship.

LeBron James didn't want to become Pippen. He staged an eight-point power play in the NBA Finals, ultimately causing the Cavaliers to lose Game 7 and the championship.

When Yang Meng left the Cavaliers in disappointment, his path to becoming the GOAT had only just begun.

Kobe: Man, even with my hands full of championship rings, I have to admit that Fuck Yang is the real GOAT!!!

Wade: I can only give Fuck Yang's ten championships a nine out of ten!!!

LeBron: No superteams, forming superteams is shameful!!! The reason I never won a championship in my life is that I never played for a superteam!!

Curry: I didn't want to get dunked on either, but he said he'd let me have the Finals MVP!

Durant: The day Fuck Yang led me to a championship was the day I had the most style!

Yang Meng: I don't fear death. If you don't like it, come at me!!

I say this championship is mine. Who agrees, and who disagrees??

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.