Young People These Days Don't Even Know How to Slay Gods

Invincible, ruthless, a myth revived, supreme power crushing all, sprawling ensemble cast

"Warning! A god has been detected awakening! Threat level: S!"

As ancient gods tear open the firmament, the "gentle sequence system" that modern people once took pride in collapses completely.

The once-arrogant scions of powerful families kneel in the ruins, staring at the sky in despair.

At the final moment before humanity's extinction, the long-sealed iron door in the Defense Bureau's basement opens.

A young man in janitor's clothes, holding an insulated mug, slowly steps out.

"You stitch the scraps of beasts together and dare call yourselves a new humanity?"

"You trample the glory of the pioneers and really think you're invincible?"

Lu An raises his head. Deep in those eyes, asleep for a hundred years, a mythic sword mound entombing gods and demons across the heavens and myriad realms roars into action!

All swords return to the source, and the gods fall.

His name is Lu An, the taboo who shattered the gods' avatars a hundred years ago.

Today, he's back to collect a hundred years' worth of retirement pay.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.