American Comics: The Hulk Knows Martial Arts, and Thanos Doesn't Stand a Chance

When the Hulk smiles, Thanos's fate is anyone's guess Suo Chao is reborn as the Hulk in the Marvel universe, with a martial arts treasury that lets him learn legendary techniques like the Nine Yang Divine Skill and the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms. The treasury also contains legendary weapons, including the Dragon-Slaying Saber. And so, the entire Marvel universe starts to feel rather strange. Thor: I'll trade Mjolnir for your Dragon-Slaying Saber! Tony: I had just finished building my armor in that cave when he showed up to rescue me with the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms. Black Widow: He's the comrade I trust most! Nick Fury: He's the next Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Thanos: Blue Star is terrifying. I want to go back to space. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.