Reborn as an Eagleland Police Chief: I Clean House with a Full Magazine

Huang David is reborn as a Los Angeles police chief. A crime-fighting System drives him to empty his magazines against criminal organizations, while the chocolate beneath his knees melts even faster than it would at the equator. He wins the Chief of the Year Award for Emptying Magazines, becomes an international anti-crime commissioner, and earns the Golden Knees Award...

“Chief, the congressmen have gone crooked!”

Huang David: “How can Congress be crooked? Guys, let's melt that damn chocolate with our 7.62s!”

“Chief, the president's gone crooked too!”

Huang David: “Call headquarters for backup! Storm the White House and empty your magazines! Let's try to get administrative leave!”

During David's anti-crime campaign, the Eagle Sauce nation fell apart, and its leaders tearfully sent this menace to the Rabbit. Meanwhile, some small-time crooks in the Rabbit were building harems under the slogan “a black dragon is still a dragon.” After netizens reported them, his crime-fighting campaign had only just begun!

“Guys, my vacation is over. Time to roll out! In this international anti-crime campaign, I'm just the one who got things started. You, my friend, are the real...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.