Siheyuan: A Portable Space from the Start, and a Life of Prosperity

You live in the same siheyuan courtyard, so why should you eat my food, spend my money, and even pick out a wife for me?

Silly Zhu, who transmigrated here, is turning over the whole retirement-support table!

Qin Huairu cries poverty and asks to borrow meat? The pot lid goes on: not a bite for you!

Yi Zhonghai tries to throw his weight around as an elder? First explain what makes you my father!

The Yan family father and sons sabotage my blind dates behind my back? Then pay up and apologize, and you can all go sweep the streets together!

Other people don't have enough food, but he has a sign-in System that gives him supplies every day, a vast storage space full of good things, and cooking skills that keep leveling up.

He gets a watch, a bicycle, and a radio all at once, then brings Shen Youchu home as his wife. The young couple eat well, dress warmly, and even have their jobs arranged perfectly.

As the smell of meat wafts from the He family's home and they look down at the corn buns in their own hands, the courtyard vermin feel worse and worse.

Silly Zhu raises his wine cup: My good days are only just beginning. Keep your schemes for sorting out your own mess!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.