Don't Ascend During the College Entrance Exams

Urban cultivation, campus life, college entrance exams, modern cultivation, trope subversion, lighthearted, comedy, ghosts and monsters Thirty days before the college entrance exam, Lin Bei awakened. Not a superpower, but astral projection, with the catch that wandering spirits could seize his body at any moment. His deskmate, Su Qianqian, a severe chuunibyou who claimed to be an Empress reborn, handed him a copy of the Nanhua Scripture. “Recite this, and you'll get into Tsinghua or Peking University.” Lin Bei recited a couple of lines, half-believing her, and his soul immediately left his body. He pinned the Ghost King from the neighboring class against the wall and beat him up. From then on, his life split in two: By day, he furiously worked through five years of college entrance exams and three years of practice tests. By night, he devoured ghosts in the cemetery to refresh his skills. Even more ridiculous, a thousand-year-old tree demon was exploiting wage slaves with a 996 work schedule, while a fox demon livestreamed to harvest her fans' vital essence. Looking at the red crosses all over his practice exam, Lin Bei sighed. “I just want to get into college. Can't the cultivation world wait until after my exams to start causing trouble?” Then, on the day of the college entrance exam, the invigilator removed their mask, revealing the terrifying face of the Lord of the Nine Hells… This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.