You Asked Me to Exorcise Spirits, So Why Did I Collect Every Urban Legend?

"Kamihara Kaede, I hear you inherited the family business of exorcism. How are things going with the Kuchisake-onna and the Hachishaku-sama in the east of the city?"

"Reporting, sir. I've recruited them all."

"How did you recruit them?"

"One's hanging a fan from the roof and enjoying the breeze. The other's kneeling by the bedside, serving tea and water."

"...And what about your childhood friend?"

"She brings me hot soup every day, and she's figuring out how to turn a done deal into a real one."

Reincarnated as a sickly boy at a Tokyo high school, he awakened the bloodline of the Genshin Impact Kamihara clan, which could suppress evil spirits.

When others encountered evil spirits, they faced near-certain death. When Kamihara Kaede encountered them, he became a human lie detector and the one who laid down the rules.

Got a sharp tongue, huh? Let's see whether your bones are tougher than the soft feel of my palm when I slap you!

Princess Shenzang: Hmph! I personally wrote this synopsis, and it's so saucy and domineering. Who wouldn't be dazzled by it? Husband, hurry up and praise me properly!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.