Marvel: I'm Really Running a Newspaper

Lin Yu opened a newspaper in Manhattan. His true form is a Azure Dragon, and his hobbies are making tea, tending flowers, and photographing superheroes fighting. He has just one rule: photograph heroes, don't get involved. Unfortunately, New York is a mess. Hulk smashes his shop, aliens disturb the locals, and Thanos causes trouble, each one crossing his line. The laid-back Dragon God is forced into action: he hauls up a floating city, flips a mothership, and bends the Infinity Gauntlet. When Thor asks what he's after, he says he just wants some peace and quiet. His employees are all wanted criminals, and he pays their social insurance more diligently than anyone else. He only wanted to quietly watch the chaos, but ended up becoming the safety net for the entire universe.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.