A Call from the White House at the Beginning: Pindao Is Going to Make a Fortune

At three o'clock in the morning, Zhang Xian's phone rang. "I am the president of the U country." "... Can you please give me some snacks for the next scam?" That night, the U. S. Air defense siren sounded, and two F-22s took off to intercept UFOs. Over the Pacific Ocean, a young man in Taoist robes stepping on somersault clouds waved a fly whisk at the pilots, and conveniently put a "Have a safe journey" charm on each of the two fighters. Others use crosses and holy water to exorcise demons, while he uses a submachine gun to catch ghosts, and each bullet is engraved with miniature thunder symbols. "Comrade, times have changed." Others hunt ghosts to eliminate them, while he hunts ghosts to recruit: Lincoln recruited him as a White House security guard, the Tsarist Guard was fully integrated into the army, the vampire princesses queued up for recruitment, and even the old rulers in the Pacific received a letter of appointment as "General Zhenhai". Lao Te: Z! One more favor! I'll add money! Mr. Pu: The sauna is done and the vodka is poured. Where are you? Pope: God bless him. By the way... Ask him about his schedule. Faced with the appointment list of global dignitaries that had been scheduled for three years, he calculated with his fingers and hid his merits and reputations: "It is the leisure of idle people." "Want to make an appointment? Get in line first. You can also jump in line - add money." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.