Show Me the Haunted House and I Never Close That Door

When I watch Haunted House, I never close that door. Clients ask me why. I said: "Turn it off, it will think you are here to replace it." No one believed it. Until that day, the wind blew the door shut. The lights in the house went out. The customer's cell phone rang. The caller ID showed his own number. I stood outside the door and heard his voice coming from inside: "Come in and sit down, the door is open." Looking at the haunted house, I never close the door. Clients ask me why. I said: "Turn it off, it will think you are here to replace it." No one believed it. Until that day, the wind blew the door shut. The lights in the house went out. The customer's cell phone rang. The caller ID showed his own number. I stood outside the door and heard his voice coming from inside: "Come in and sit down, the door is open." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.