What Should I Do If the Artifact I Enlightened Becomes a Spirit?

Lin Yue traveled through the world of immortality and bound to the enlightenment system of all things. He originally wanted to ascend quietly. On the first day, he had an itchy hand and lit a broken kitchen knife. The next day, a silver-haired little loli hugged his legs and called him daddy. On the third day, the weeds, water tank, broom, and millstone in his backyard... All! Department! Change! Shape! Got it! A rusty iron sword chased him every day and shouted: Disciple, kneel down and receive the sword! A dog's tail grass patted its chest and said: I am the reincarnation of the ancient Poison Immortal, you believe me! Even the broken stone at the door turned into a two-meter strong man, and he insisted on being his personal bodyguard. Lin Yue looked at the problem children in the yard and fell silent. He just wants to retire quietly... What's even more outrageous is that the appearance of these monsters after their transformation is actually stunning. And they all refused to leave, and even competed to be his weapon spirit wife. I really just clicked it... Just once! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.