G-Rank Psychiatric Patient: From the Start, I Crashed the Server and Got Hunted by Everyone

Lin Bei, G-rank. His only hidden class: Psychiatric Patient. From the start, he summons his fellow patient, Granny Chen, who firmly believes she's a nuclear bomb. The screen goes white. The boss evaporates. The entire server goes wild. World chat: “Reported! What kind of class is this???” Lin Bei wipes away his nosebleed. “If reporting me worked, the psychiatric hospital would have kicked me out ages ago.” New patient joining: Zhou Wei, with selective mutism. His ability is to write reality into existence, once a day for fifteen minutes. New boss coordinates locked: the old principal of Changming High School. C+ rank. Mangled body. Enraged. Estimated time of arrival: eight minutes. Every player on the server is running. Only Lin Bei stands barefoot in the middle of the ruined library, a banana peel in his left hand and a leather notebook in his right. Blood runs from his nose to his chin, and a grin spreads across his face. He stares at the three-meter-tall shadow and says: “Principal, I'm back to retake the exam. What's the passing grade? I've memorized every rule you set. I haven't chosen how to die yet. So... Get the hell out of my way.” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.