I, Long Johns, Ate the School Belle's Down Jacket at the Beginning

I, Lin Bei, traveled through time and became a pair of long johns. The master thinks I am old and wants to use me as a rag to wipe his feet. I ate his sister's down jacket in front of him. Thirty-eight dollars' worth of white goose down, not even a zipper pull left. I discovered one thing - As long as I eat enough, I can eat anything. The talking ancient Han Dynasty robe in the museum told me: The one on the third floor is older and worse than me. I said: How many meals will it be enough for me? Gupao was silent. Then it pointed me in the direction. In that direction, there is a city. The name of that city is—— Tomb of the Fateweaver. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.