Love in the Courtyard: My System Lets Me Lie Back and Win

I transmigrated as an invisible slacker in a Beijing courtyard and bound myself to the Scumbag System for an easy win.

Jia Zhangshi stole my cured pork? I'll turn around and have you paraded through the streets for three days!

Xu Damao wants to marry a rich beauty? I'll expose your impotence and inability to have children in front of everyone!

That hypocritical First Uncle dares to use morality to pressure me? I'll serve you a big dose of class struggle!

I play the harmless fool, then strike like a tiger, putting every defiant fool in their place.

Only then did the courtyard's lot of animals realize that the young man shuffling around in worn-out shoes with a tea mug tucked under his arm was the real smiling King of Hell in the back courtyard.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.