I Haven't Been a Human Being for Many Years

One thousand two hundred years ago, I suffered a nervous breakdown and voluntarily stopped being a human being. Transformed into a watery eel, it is slippery and invincible in the three realms. It cannot be caught or sealed, and the law of heaven is too lazy to chop it. Nestled in the Lanyuyuan Demon Cave, soaking in cold water and drying out your belly every day, your teammates are all weird—a pangolin that digs holes for people, a fat chirp that only eats melons and does nothing, and a wild boar that is drunk all year round. The cave master, King Juan, insisted on ascending, but made a mistake and exploded into fireworks. I thought I could continue to lie down, but unexpectedly, the three realms mistakenly thought that there was a world-destroying boss hiding in the cave. The immortals came to eliminate demons and were trapped in a trap until they became autistic. I just want to quietly fish in the water, don't kidnap me with my grandiose hegemony. When people are too tired, it's great to be an eel. Whoever likes to curl up, I, the eel, will lie down first to respect me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.