The day I bound myself to the System, it called me Dad.
More than eight thousand people heard it.
SSS-rank, third in the world, codename: Master of Deception.
The price was doing the splits in public, and splitting my pants.
Everyone laughed at me for binding myself to an idiot, but only I knew this damn System had two faces.
On the public channel, it acted crazy and called me Daddy. On the private channel, it told me: Your parents aren't dead. They're transmigrators, and their enemies are coming tonight.
I was an orphan for eighteen years, raised on handouts from the neighbors, so poor even my underwear had patches.
Then someone suddenly told me my parents had left an inheritance: over a million in cash and an SSS-rank cultivation technique.
The problem was...
The System said I'd have to fight their enemies for the inheritance.
I felt the utility knife in my pocket and fell into deep thought.
Only later did they understand:
Li Que was even better at lying than his System.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.