This Immortal Emperor Is a Little Crooked

This Immortal Emperor Is a Little Wonky is a long, humorous and hilarious novel about a man reborn into the world of cultivation. He tries to make a Vitality Pill but ends up stir-frying a plate of lettuce. He tries to make an Antidote Pill but gets a bowl of laxatives. He tries to make a shield but produces a little stool. He tries to create a formation but ends up with a fishing net. Even when he carefully cooks porridge, it turns into cola, and one sip leaves him feeling clear from head to toe. A burp even shatters the barrier to the next realm. Everything he does goes hilariously wrong! Xiao Yan, a modern man reborn in the cultivation world, starts out as a fool and cultivates all the way to Immortal Emperor. He wants to practice cultivation properly, but everything goes awry. He is lively and mischievous. Others laugh at him for being stupid, never realizing his talent. They laugh at him for being crazy, but the more he messes with his opponents, the more impossible he is to figure out, leaving them in unbearable agony!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.