I, the Third Great-Uncle of the Desolate Heaven Emperor, Am Being Worshipped

The supernatural has returned, and I awaken. I become the maternal great-uncle of "Emperor Huangtian," the power ceiling of web fiction.

I don't know how to do anything, but the B-rank Slit-Mouthed Woman kneels to give me lipstick, the A-rank Headless Horseman fights to be my delivery driver, and the S-rank evil god throws a silver party in my living room... No, a banquet.

All the world's supernatural beings and the human authorities think I'm a true god amusing myself in the mortal world, but only I know that this identity is fake!

The real deal seems about to come knocking. Is it too late to run? Asking online, and I'm in a real hurry!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.