Knocking on the Bones: I Lay Down and Cultivated to Become the Taoist of Chaos

Lin Xian was born with a peerless body. He has no martial arts roots, his martial arts veins are locked, and his bones are not worthy of forging. He is stamped by the whole village: he will be a mortal forever and has no chance to be immortal. Among his peers, they were involved in infighting, competing for martial arts fame, fighting for opportunities, and overcoming their inner demons. Only Lin Xian could see through the truth—— It is better to lie flat than to involute, and it is better to win than to be stubborn. The world laughs at my useless bones. I hide the immortal embryo of chaos in my mortal body. All living beings endured the tribulations of heaven and earth, and I attained the Dao by catching fish and lying flat. In the five realms of Zhenwu in the secular world, I show off and eat melons, keeping a low profile and accumulating strength; The twelfth floor of the Immortal Path, I picked up the leaks and cheated, everyone is so fragrant. Breeze, drizzle, thunder, purple sky, grand misfortune? Others survive the calamity and narrowly escape death, but my main strategy is to resist the odds and become a fairy while playing tricks! The aloof genius breaks my defense, the martial arts crazy girl lets me run wild, The Holy Maiden of Heaven's Secret can't predict my fate, and the little princess of the devil's way protects my shortcomings with double standards. Koi, green plums bring good luck, Hongmeng weapon spirit sticks to people and protects the owner. With six women accompanying him, Shura is both funny and hilarious; Dao Wu turned into an immortal, and his mortal body went against the path of all heavens. From a spurned, boneless useless man to the transcendent Taoist Priest of Chaos. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.