Survival of the Ten Thousand Races: From the Start, I Use U.S. Dollars as Toilet Paper

Zhang Xiaobai transmigrates while using the bathroom and, from the start, enters a survival game where countless races compete. Monsters will pounce in three minutes. The System activates just in time. For his first choice, he asks for an M4A1 carbine, but what he gets is a billion dollars, which falls straight from the sky and crushes the monsters to death. Even more absurdly, when he needs to relieve himself, the only use he can find for all that cash is toilet paper.

But the System's absurdity doesn't end there. For his second choice, he picks water over five liters of mineral water and an AWM sniper rifle. The System thinks he's lonely, so it plays the song Good Luck Comes for an hour on loop, boosting his Luck by 50%. Thanks to the song, he digs up two purple treasure chests in the desert and gets a golden Super All-Purpose Pot and a Tier One Strength Potion. He drinks it in one gulp, permanently gaining one point of Strength.

While other players are fighting tooth and nail over a piece of bread, Zhang Xiaobai is already living in a blue villa, holding a blue bow, and drinking enhanced potions. But the real trials are only just beginning: the great melee of the myriad races is about to begin, old acquaintances are showing their fangs, and a billion dollars really is only good for wiping his backside.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.