I Transmigrate to Ancient Shu and Lead My Clan into Cultural Tourism

While others transmigrate and build infrastructure, Hao Bin beats ancient tyrants senseless with everyday household goods!

The Wangdi wants to transform into a cuckoo? He charges admission to the azalea festival!

The King of the Vertical Eyes wants double eyelids? A ramen packet becomes a celestial robe from the Ninth Heaven!

The Qin army is at the border? A dry powder fire extinguisher teaches them a lesson!

Absurd tourism and culture deconstruct mythology, while the flame of Huaxia protects the peaceful land of abundance.

From conning the tribes to creating tourism in ancient Shu, beating tyrants with household goods is an absolute blast.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.