Tomb Raider: Huo Da of the Southern School

Huo Xiangu: To be precise, isn’t there a Third Uncle in the Southern Faction named Huo Dashao? Huo Er: Right, but I’m Huo Er. You can call me Huor, Huor, or Huo’er. Our family may be a mess, but someone is bound to recognize Zhang Linghe’s status. Mom of the Nine Gates’ Twelve Young Masters: Zhang Linghe’s gorgeous too. The person he’s had a crush on for eight hundred years finally noticed him. Huo Er: The day I saw Yao Yitian, I felt the same way. He was alive, and I went crazy. History records that I ate his flesh with my own mouth. And now I’ve been fired for life. Just treat me like a good-for-nothing and bring me donuts every day. Coach: My family kicked her out. The moment she showed up, she went after forty of my boys. Huo Er: When I first arrived at the Matchmaker’s Pavilion, all seven million scrolls were porn. I sat with them for over fifty days, and billions of years passed in the next life. Zhang Linghe: We’re all nothing compared to EWC now. Huo Er: It’s fine! The mom of the Nine Gates’ Twelve Young Masters has already gone to grab it. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.