I, the Heavenly Venerable Yuanshi, Am the Internet's Most Humiliated Man

The thing Yuanshi Tianzun regretted most in his life was taking one extra glance at Tongtian on the Investiture of the Gods Altar. A beam of golden light struck him down. The leader of the Three Pure Ones fell to the mortal world, woke up as a high school student, and found himself forcibly bound to a livestream watched by the entire internet. His magic powers were sealed, and everything he tried backfired: drawing turtles with chalk, turning invisible from the waist down, and getting into a cafeteria fight only to smash braised pork all over his own face. The head of discipline wiped off the grease and handed him an employment contract. “Your public-humiliation score is too low. You’ll lose merit points.” Tongtian had also crossed over. With twin ponytails and a pleated skirt, she walked in and held out her hand. “Senior Brother, are you paying for my meals?” By day, he suffered public humiliation. By night, he searched for fragments. At midnight, he explored the abandoned Warehouse 301. As the clock struck, a blood-red comment drifted across the livestream: “Yuanshi, did you really win the Investiture of the Gods War?” At the end of the corridor, footsteps drew closer. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.