Siheyuan: Want to Mooch Off Me? I'll Take You All Down

Cao Mengde wakes up one morning in the world of The Birds-Filled Siheyuan.

From the start, he is at hellish difficulty: the Jia family tricked him into a sham marriage and took fifty yuan in bride price, Qin Jingru immediately hooked up with Silly Zhu, Jia Zhangshi turned around and accused him of rape, and Qin Huairu showed up at his door with a bowl, freeloading as if it were only natural.

The original owner was so furious he fainted. When he opened his eyes again, he had become Cao Mengde, a man from the twenty-first century.

His only life motto in his previous life was: A gentleman takes revenge from morning till night.

The System requires points to unlock? Easy: he slaps Qin Huairu across the face, earns the points, and activates the System.

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum? One kick sends her rolling across the ground.

Silly Zhu comes looking for trouble? Cao Mengde drags him to the police station for a five-day stay, and even gets eight yuan from him for the door repair.

The whole courtyard holds a meeting to denounce him? He slaps Jia Zhangshi until she kneels and begs for mercy. Not one person dares to intervene.

Because anyone who tries to break it up will have to pay the Jia family those fifty yuan.

Within three days, he gets his junior technician certificate, earns a promotion to deputy section chief, and sees his monthly salary jump from fifteen to fifty-five yuan. The whole courtyard is stunned.

Qin Jingru cries and begs to get back together, but he kicks her flying.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.