Theater God: Sign-In for Resurrection Tokens, and My Senior Brothers Are Forbidden to Die

A crimson star hangs in the sky, the Gray Realm invades, and human civilization barely clings to life in the fading light of the Fourteen Divine Paths. When Chen Ling opens his eyes in a mass grave, a young man in red comes riding down from the sky on a modified tractor: Yun Du Zhou, a transmigrator with a sign-in System for the Divine Paths of the Eighteen Realms. He draws a prize every day at midnight and is a master of medicine, warfare, theater, thievery, astronomy, divination, and everything in between.

While everyone else struggles to survive the apocalypse, he's busy messing around in it. Chen Yan is about to have his soul scattered? He shoves a resurrection coin into his hand! Yao Qing is about to burn out and die? Rejuvenation, coming right up! His senior brothers and sisters are preparing to die in battle? He activates the Absolute Defense Domain! Han Meng's thousand-mile raid is too tragic? A planet-destroying tractor shows up with a banner cheering him on! He interrupts tragedy with wisecracks, banishes despair with dirty jokes, and uses the System's brute force to bend every tragic plot twist in the original into a golden cudgel.

Why die? Your brother hasn't even found you a sister-in-law yet!

A fast-paced power fantasy packed with internet memes, immune to heartbreak. Just enjoy the ride!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.