You Asked Me to Tell Fortunes on Livestream, but I Exorcise Vengeful Ghosts with Physics

Zhihu trending post: What do you think of the "Maoshan Daoist Master Lu," who's recently taken the internet by storm?

User A: "At first I thought he was an actor following a script. Then he complained that drawing talismans was too slow and drew one in midair, smashing through three layers of security doors."

User B: "Other Daoists catch ghosts by setting up altars, performing rituals, and chanting incantations. Daoist Master Lu catches ghosts by mixing C4 with cinnabar, dropping talismans from a drone, and playing Daoist scriptures through a Bluetooth speaker."

User C: "The most ridiculous thing is his fat orange cat! It slapped a century-old Corpse King flying, but the Daoist insisted it was his pet Siberian tiger and even pulled out a license to prove it!"

A film director: "Thanks for the invite. The Daoist just lit my cigarette with the Five Thunder Technique. I'm stable for now, though I could use a few more lightning rods."

Official endorsement from Captain Zhao of Bureau Nine: "Stop asking. The Daoist just charged his phone with heavenly lightning and blew out the electric meters across our entire bureau. Also, he's really our SSS-rank consultant, not a fraud!"

A max-level powerhouse descends the mountain and crushes everyone with an overwhelming advantage. The whole internet begs the Daoist to stop, while the underworld sends him an outsourcing offer in the middle of the night!

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