Honghuang: Are All My Disciples Transmigrators?

Lu Ya transmigrates into the Primordial World and inherits a shabby sect on the verge of bankruptcy.

The System tells him to recruit disciples, and every one he takes in turns out to be a transmigrator.

His eldest disciple, Zhao Dachui, was a wage slave in his previous life and treats cultivation like a day job. His catchphrase: "Boss, how do we calculate the sect's KPIs?"

His second disciple, Ye Bai, was a gaming nerd in his previous life and treats cultivation techniques like a skill tree. The first thing he asks is, "Teacher, can I skip this tribulation?"

Lu Ya's response: Keep it together. The sect master doesn't know what a KPI is.

Until one day, the System announces: Your third disciple has appeared. Coordinates: Flower-Fruit Mountain...

Lu Ya looks down. This time, it's a monkey, carrying an iron staff and speaking with a thick Northeastern accent. "Master, should our sect cause trouble in Heaven?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.