Adult Journey to the West: This Poor Monk, Three Burials, Practices Only the Blissful Zen

Tags: Journey to the West, trope-subverting, extreme brawler, invincible harem power fantasy

He transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Jin Chanzi, a weakling who can't even truss a chicken?

No! I'm a musclebound man with a tattoo of Pangu splitting the heavens across my back, the Tang Empire's number-one bandit!

He awakens the Bandit Pilgrimage System, earning rewards like kidney-strengthening tonics, an eight-cylinder armored off-road vehicle, and an AK-47 with infinite armor-piercing firepower capable of slaying immortals!

On the journey west, his Buddhist name is Sanzang: burying heaven, earth, gods, and Buddhas!

Handsome male immortals and ugly female monsters alike get sent to the afterlife with a burst of AK fire. He even takes their kidneys to skewer as snacks for Bajie.

When he meets a stunning female demon, he switches to the "Buddha's Mercy Clothing-Bursting Bullet." One shot hits its mark, and he pins her against the wall with domineering flair.

"Bodhisattva, I can fire sixty thousand bullets in an instant. Can you handle it?"

Guanyin becomes his personal sweetheart, Chang'e is reduced to a bed-warming goddess, and the innocent queen of the Kingdom of Women watches the sunset from the passenger seat.

The foreign dancer Princess Peacock, the pure-and-sultry little Moon Rabbit, and the bewitching Spider Demon are also forced to undergo a "pure-yang cleansing" through the physical practice of Buddhism!

Watch as the Tang Empire's bandit floors the accelerator and smashes through the Southern Heavenly Gate, then mows down Great Thunderclap Monastery with a Gatling gun!

He never takes a loss, and in the Three Realms, the rules are whatever Brother Tang says they are!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.