A Guide to Containing Urban Legends: The Intern Forensic Pathologist Just Wants to Clock Out

While everyone else trembles in terror and fights to survive the deadly rules of the uncanny, forensic intern Lin Qing is wondering how to clock out on time. A slacker and an invisible nobody at work? No, that's just a disguise to save her energy for the autopsy table. When the supernatural descends and rules become lethal, Lin Qing is dragged into a game of life and death. Faced with indescribable horrors and absurd rules of death, she doesn't panic. Instead, her professional instincts kick in, and she pulls out her scalpel and notebook. “You can't look an NPC in the eyes? No problem. Just put on safety goggles.” “You have to touch up your makeup when you hear crying? That's the sound of air friction caused by facial fat dissolving. A few stitches should take care of it.” With the most halfhearted attitude, she does the most hardcore work. While the other players are desperately searching for a way to survive, Lin Qing is already using her forensic expertise to dismantle one supposedly unavoidable death trap after another, reclassifying them as “workplace accidents.” Along the way, she even exposes the mastermind's every last secret. Lin Qing: “Don't panic. As long as they don't dock my pay, dying is fine... Oh, this corpse is interesting. Let me finish the autopsy first.” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.