Two Senior Brothers Roam the Jianghu

My name is Diao Baotian.

Yes, you heard me right. It's the character you're thinking of.

Because of my name, I got beaten up 147 times as a child, and 203 young monks chased after me, calling me Senior Brother Diao.

My junior brother had it even worse. His name was Qu Qiu, which in Henan dialect means "screw it."

The day we went down the mountain, our master gave us two copper coins and said, "Once you've spent them, you'll understand."

I turned the coins over. One side said "specialized qi," the other "ten directions." Put them together and they said, "Make the abbot furious."

Shi Xinxiong, you old schemer! Even the coins are insulting people!

After we descended the mountain, my name alone scared off half the bandits on the mountain. My junior brother's name turned him into a bouncing ball of light. We recruited a gang of fellow victims of unfortunate names as our underlings:

Gou Buli, Zhu Dachang, Wu De, Shi Tailong...

A friendly warning: It's best not to read this book while eating or drinking. Any consequences are your own responsibility!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.