The Two Brothers Bravely Entered the World with Smiles and Pride

My name is Diao Baotian. Yes, you heard it right, it's the word you thought of. Because of my name, I was beaten one hundred and forty-seven times since childhood, and was chased by two hundred and three novice monks who called me brother dick. My junior brother is even worse. His name is Quqiu - in Henan dialect, it means going to the ball. On the day we went down the mountain, the master gave us two coins and said that you would become enlightened after spending them. I turned over the copper plate and looked at it. The front side was full of energy, and the back side was ten directions. Together they made the abbot angry to death. Shi Xinxiong, you old bastard! Even copper coins are cursed! After going down the mountain, I used this name to scare away the bandits in half of the mountain. My junior brother used this name to turn himself into a ball of light that could bounce. We took in a group of victims with homophonic sounds as our younger brothers—— Goubuli, Zhu Dachang, Wu De, Shi Taide... Warm reminder, it is best not to read this book while eating or drinking, as you will be responsible for the consequences! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.