The NBA's Sixty-Year-Old Veteran: I Dunk James into a Faint from the Start

"Ding! Host has knocked James out once. Reward: 10,000 US dollars, 35 attribute points, bone age reduced by 365 days, and one prime Jordan shooting package!"

"..."

Chen Ba, a sixty-year-old man, transmigrates into the NBA's 2010-2011 season and binds himself to the "Super GOAT" System. Every time he puts on a strong performance in a game, he earns a System reward, until his body returns to the age of twenty. After making a splash on an NBA prank show where he helped shatter a backboard, he got the Cavaliers' new owner to offer him a ten-day contract, something that had never happened before.

The Chosen One wants to take his talents to the East Coast?

No problem. This sixty-year-old man will start off with a powerful poster dunk that knocks James out on the spot.

O'Neal: "Even my grandma and Chen Ba could win a championship together!"

Duncan: "Everyone says the Spurs' Big Three are still going strong in their old age. So how come Chen Ba keeps getting younger the more he plays?"

James: "The future of the NBA is mine, but right now, it's his! That old geezer is a real menace!"

Scarlett Johansson: "Who else gets it, guys? I spent all night guarding him, but I still couldn't stop him. That physique, wow. Is he really sixty?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.