Siheyuan: The Whole Courtyard Runs Out of Food and Ammo from the Start

After transmigrating into a Siheyuan, Ye Shangyun has just one thing to say: "You animals, ready to face justice?"

A house-grabbing rally from the very start? Yi Zhonghai leading the charge with moral blackmail?

Fine. You put on a show while I pick a System reward.

Silly Zhu tries to hit me? A grandmaster-level Bajiquan lesson will teach him how to behave.

My house gets ransacked? No problem, the whole courtyard is my storeroom!

Granny Deaf's gold bars, Yi Zhonghai's ten thousand yuan, Jia Zhangshi's three thousand in savings...

In a single night, it all ends up in my pocket.

Liu Haizhong is fat? Then I'll send all the courtyard's grain to your house, so you can eat until you regret it.

The Jia family's roof collapsed, and now the Liu family's roof has collapsed too. Who's next?

Don't ask. It was just old and in need of repairs. What does that have to do with me, Ye Shangyun?

A courtyard meeting? I'm not going.

A group snow-clearing day? I'll clear the area in front of my own door.

You want to ostracize me? I never planned on living beside a bunch of animals anyway!

Come on, let's make life miserable for each other and see who breaks first!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.