Warhammer: I Turn into Malcador to Protect the Twenty Original Bodies

Traveling through Warhammer 30,000, Macha's polymorphism transformed into the Palmist - the second most powerful psyker in all mankind, the Prime Minister of the Empire, and the surrogate mother of twenty Primarchs. Three minutes into the game, he was blocked by the Emperor. Five minutes later, he was exchanging trash talk with four vendors in subspace. Ten minutes later, he was slashing with a chainsword. When Erda attempted to tear apart the warp and steal the original body, Malcador smashed her Chaos Shield with a sword, and threw out a psychic shockwave with his backhand to smash the Great Demon of Tzeentch into pieces. She pointed at the Emperor's nose in front of the Primarch culture tank: "Half of your sons will rebel in the future. You can ask me to be a nanny. You have to listen to my education plan." The Emperor was silent for three seconds: "Accurate." From then on, the left hand taught combat and the right hand wrote the parenting manual - Horus learned the imperial mind skills, Guilliman carried management lessons, Sanguinius practiced fighting skills, and even Angron was suppressed by her psychic powers from the side effects of the Butcher's Nail. While the Septon Astartes was still practicing his physical skills, twenty Primarchs were lined up waiting for her to check their work. The four vendors were so angry that they smashed the wall in subspace: "That female Malcador is more annoying than the Emperor!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.