Naruto: Cosplaying Kurumi, Mastering the Power of Time in Women's Clothing

After transmigrating as an antisocial boy in the Uchiha Clan, he gets forcibly bound to a Tokisaki Kurumi experience card. He must wear girls' clothes and perfectly imitate the character's words and actions to unlock the two lethal weapons, Zafkiel and the Mad King. Otherwise, on the night of the massacre, he'll be killed by the dutiful son while stuck with his pathetic abilities.

Kurumi pulls on a Gothic dress and heads out, only to bump into Jiraiya.

The lecher can't take his eyes off her black-stockinged legs. Kurumi whips out her gun and uses the Seventh Bullet to freeze time and space, then smashes the gun butt into Jiraiya's forehead three times and kicks him in the vitals. The onlookers all instinctively squeeze their legs together. Shisui stares in shock. "Is there a golden clock in that girl's eyes?!" As she leads four-year-old Itachi to Ichiraku Ramen, Minato, Obito, and Kakashi all end up at the same table.

Kurumi slurps her noodles while looking at the future mass murderers, cliff-jumpers, and parricides before her. She thinks it over: before the massacre, she needs to save up enough lifespan to activate Zafkiel. If that fails, she'll send this whole pack of idiots into the shadows to serve as charging batteries.

The System pops up: Imitation progress, 91%. Popularity through the roof. Kurumi sets down her chopsticks and smiles sweetly at little Itachi. "Call me big sister."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.